nailed it.
this is pretty much how ive always seen it
Insane song get the chills every time i hear it
super funny!
5 hour walk.. my feet are swore!
Left my house a lil after 1230am got home almost exactly at 530 i walked down to albertsons and stoped at a couple gas stations for some drink and walked thru the drive thru at jack in the box and they let me do it that was pretty funny cuz they looked totally surprised and then went under this bridge and found some pretty cool graffiti under it and then got scared the crap out of by a big dog that came from nowhere barking and then just left and also got followed by a police dude for like 15min and ya not all those are in order as they happen all in all it was an adventure and was some good thinking time!
I’m officially done looking into my past..
11 months with the most best and most beautiful girlfriend in the world! Gabi you are the best thing to have ever happen to me! There’s no other girl that could ever come close to being as wonderful as you! I love you and always will forever!! :)
Where a total badass sleeps.
what if you roll around a lot in your sleep.
you’re fucked
dayyyyyyum. i hope he won’t fall off.
WAIT whoa time out.. How the hell did he get his bed like that in the first place..?
dude if there’s a big ass eagle that likes to eat caterpillars..you’re dead.
WAAT ?
Why would you not strap yourself to the wall as well? HOW DO YOU GET THE BED THERE?
This is freaking awesome! I would love to do this but I roll in my sleep :/
(Source: tacosandsex)
Love Michael Jackson jokes!
Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new baby son. The doctor walks in and Michael asks: “Doctor, how long before we can have sex?” The doctor replies, “I’d wait until he’s at least 14.”
My cruel little joke
What’s the deference between a dictator and my parents?
My parents I live with..
